Florida, an MG Masquerading as a Ferrari

April 12, 2010

tags: 9/11 Cheney, bush, Bush election, Ferrari, Ferris Bueller, Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Fresh Del Monte Produce, hanging chad, Katherine Harris, MG, Mia Sara, NW Detention Center, Oakland Park, Obama's wars, Supreme Court, The GEO Group, Willamette Week

by The Vigilant Lens

Mia Sara!!

Oakland Park, Florida has went and got themselves a new ordinance. Buy a trinket from a homeless human or dare respond to a “beggar” with your useless U.S. currency…and you may find yourself being fined and or jailed. “Beggars, panhandlers or solicitors” will not be allowed to sell any item on a public street because it “distracts drivers from their primary duty to watch traffic and potential hazards in the road.”

This coming from the hot shit hole of a state that gave the beggar/panhandler/solicitor, George W. Bush…the entire empire, via some spare change, Katherine Harris, hanging chads and the Supreme Court.

Thanks for everything Florida. The Homeland, 9/11, the wars for “cheaper oil” and opium, the Bush Depression, Fresh Del Monte Produce, The Geo Group and Latham & Watkins. Your pesticide covered oranges are alright…but you can keep the rest.

Florida! Just an MG masquerading as a Ferrari. Or something.