Rehabilitated Penis by Nike
April 8, 2010
Thank you Nike for sticking by Tiger’s penis. It’s a wildly popular penis and it’s worth more hanging out on a golf course, surrounded by Nike wear…than surrounded by girls who’s parents taught them nothing of self-worth.
Perhaps Nike and President Obama should team up?
Between the ongoing GI resistance, or the deadly/expensive fake wars and an old torture prison with its new replacement all dragging down the president’s message of change…
If Nike can help Tiger’s penis?
Then why not the ‘new and improved Bagram Air Base and the war on occupied brown humans, brought to you by Nike!’
Just fucking do it eh?
The Vigilant Lens 
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