Stormin Norman Dicks and His Tummy

Boeing's Tummy

Representative Norm Dicks has once again graced the Olympic Peninsula with his tummy of immenseness.  Norm and his robust tummy had plenty to say, none of it being worth a flying, fornicating donut factory.

Norm toured a boat in Port Townsend that was built about the same time (1913) Norm started his career in politics.  After a snack, Norm visited Fort Worden State Park to tour some old buildings and enjoyed some cake.  After the cake, Norm went to a meeting of gathered white people of the Rotary and mumbled something about something, through mouthfuls of deep-fried pork rinds, pork flavored biscuits smothered in pork gravy…all washed down with a diet Coke.

Norm went on to say some things like…

• The Bush Depression is indeed tough, but that government is here to help.
• Afghanistan should be farming potatoes or pork, not opium.
• The arts are great, healthscare is not scary and pass the ice cream.

Norm, for about the 1705th time, did not mention his role in creating the Taliban/Mujahideen/Bin Laden, or the ongoing occupations of nations that stuck their tongues out at us.

Norm did not mention Boeing, drones or the torture of POW’s in our wars on brown humans.

Norm failed to talk about how the fake wars on everything, not healthscare, created the Bush/Obama Depression. Contrary to what the citizens of the Homeland and the fat old men of Congress pretend…pork chops and wars are not free.

Freedom ‘ain’t‘ free either, but you can purchase it on credit.

Norm did not mention the Washington State 2 point billion, some gawd awful number of a deficit, or the 24 billion dollars Washington State tax payers have spent on Norm’s fake wars…so far.

Norm forgot to mention that his beloved Hood Canal is now so clean!, that you can eat some of the shellfish at Dosewallips State Park!  For the first time in 23 years??  Back-handed, bitch slapped environmentalism at its finest!

Lets recap!

Norm came.  Norm ate.  Norm spoke through mouthfuls of food.  Norm met with a bunch O white folk.  Norm had a snack.  Norm went home.

What could possibly be worse than a war mongering, self-appointed pork acceptor of a “progressive” Democrat…speaking out of both sides of his mouth, while eating?  He could be a Teabagging, pretend patriot of a Republican.

It’s the wars, Norm.  It’s the torture, Norm.  It’s Halliburton and Boeing, Norm.  It’s the trillions for them, Norm.

What a God damned mess we are.