If Rove Knew Then What He Knew Then

He’d still be the war criminal that he is today.  Free to waddle around aimlessly, writing sci-fi books about his daring misadventures in the Liz Cheney vaginal area.

I hear it’s a pretty droopy read.  On both accounts.

Obviously, this brings us to a phenomenon that nature herself, could not have accomplished on her own.  I’m referring to the huge rise in global temperatures the last half-century.  It is indeed man-made.

And that man is…Mickey Rourke!

That’s right, Mickey did it.  My man! says he has “bedded,” 14 women in one hot and fairly icky English night.

Indeed.

Blow it out your fat asses, Karl and Liz.

Mickey could screw circles…and a few other geometric shapes, around both of your bloated bodies of Capitalistic Democracy.