Diaper Change, Tire Change, Regime Change

The progressives, retards, racists and rapturees are getting restless.

Everyone wants change, as long as change doesn’t actually change anything.  Torture is not torture, Bush was a genius and Obama is running the Homeland into the ground, by using and expanding, the very same Bush era doctrine of ingeniousness.

We are a nation of lane changers, driving down the crumbling highways of the Homeland to nowhere, with our left or right turn signals stuck in the on position…signifying that we might be changing lanes.  Or we might not be.

The Teabaggers are screaming for fiscal responsibility, now that the 8 years of fake Bush wars for Jesus, have drained the Homeland’s bank accounts and their Walmart beer funds of fake, bloated patriotism.

The Democrats sat by for those 8 years and took it up their fake, liberal asses.  The Democrats did not meet a Rapture Ready, Bush war/Patriot Act/economy ending proposal, that they would not, not vote for.

How do we get off this crumbling Homeland highway to nowhere?  Is there an exit with a Cinnabon or a Starbucks nearby?  How do we appease the heavily armed rapturees, the racist teabaggers and the bored to complicity of the Democratic persuasion?

Hell if I know.

Maybe ask the soul searching kabillionaire Bill Gates, who just wants to do good things and be our friend, to finance freelance photographers and independent media/journalists?  We could cover events that are not going to be covered well, truthfully or at all…like this one.

Sleep on it Bill and get back to us.

Everyone wants change, yet no one is willing to change a Goddamn thing.  Especially if by change, you mean a black man in their White House.