Help Wanted; Awwwright Then
When your Department of Justice is busy not prosecutin’ merican war criminals, de’s busy looking to hire some lawyers with mental retardation. Mmmm hmmm…awwwright then.
Being the good Homelandian that I am, I’d like to nominate three excellent attorney types for the DOJ opportunities. Since the positions are located in the DOJ’s Civil Rights Division, it almost goes without saying, that all three of my candidates are severely mentally retarded.
- Jay Bybee
- Alberto “I do not recall or remember anything” Gonzales
Desired experience and educational requirements? A love of biscuits, french fried taters and a total disregard for the Constitution, the Geneva Conventions and a natural tendency to always do the wrong thing. A desire to protect Americans Civil Rights while simultaneously stripping them of said rights…would be awesome as well.
People with a conscience need not apply.
The Vigilant Lens 
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