Vetted by John McCain

This evening, folks somewhere in Tennessee paid money to listen to a Palin speak nonsensical words, spoken in no particular order, about what…who the fuck knows.

Baggers stared at her lady parts, Sarah read scripted answers from the notes scribbled on her hand and Jesus wept.

Or as the good people of Kentucky like to say…”Oh yeah…you must of crossed over into Tennessee.  Glad you’re ok.”

After the quitter spoke, secret hand shakes were performed, cousins were kissed and Jesus wept.

Dinner at the diner was joyous and “festive.”

The rally after dinner at the diner?

It was stupid…aaaannnndddddd Jesus wept.

All in all, it was a pretty good night.  No Teabaggery policy was put forth.  Change it was agreed, was bad, because change apparently means a black man, in ‘their‘ White House.

THANK YOU JOHN McCAIN!! Thank you, thank you, thank…you.