State of the Union Spoken in English

No matter what you think of tonight’s SOTU Address, I was absolutely ecstatic, that the brush cutting idiot from Texassistan, was nowhere to be heard…thank you Buddy Christ!! thank you!

There were plenty of highlights, a few lows and no matter how hard they tried, the Republicans looked and acted like my 5th grade teacher.  My 5th grade teacher was a small-minded child rapist, who hated America, despised humans of color and loathed decent health care…other than that, he was a great golfer.

The rest of the Obama SOTU evening went like this…

• He called Republicans obstructionist retards
• He called Supreme Court justice Sammy Alito a stupid little bitch (nice touch)
• He reminded the majority Democrats that they are the majority and perhaps they should consider using their majority and pass some type of fucking legislation
• Chris Matthews was so taken by Obama’s words, Chris forgot Obama was black
• Chris Matthews was fired tonight and will become the new host of the Tonight Show
• Ended the SOTU by calling the Republicans anal cysts on the asshole of Democracy

Obama wants us to have decent health care, jobs, nuclear power plants, education and a savings account.  Corporate owned Congress wants perpetual wars for corporations, stay the course health care, theology instead of biology and Blackwater instead of clean water.

Overall, the best Presidential State of the Union in a while.  His predecessor was a lead based, paint chip eating idiot…so keep that
in mind.

Stay tuned tomorrow when you’ll read the Lens asking…Can we save a trillion dollars a year by ending the fake wars on brown humans?  Can we save lives and another trillion dollars by extraordinarily renditioning the entire former Bush Administration to Waziristan?