Blame Larry Bird

It’s Tuesday.  The place?  Massachusetts.  The trouble?  Larry Bird and the known universe is set to implode upon itself, as Ted Kennedy’s senate seat is looking to go to a nude model who owns a truck.  Oh yes, he’s a Republican too.

I say what’s the difference.

Democrats say what of healthscare!…what of our Senate majority!…babies will die, Afghani’s, Iraqi’s, Talibani’s oh my!!

Again, I say, so what.   BFD.  I hope this spreads to the House and Norm Dicks.

The trouble with Tribbles and Democrats are many.  In the running of this Democratic majority of a nation, there are variables, contingencies and oddities, that we common folk just are not able to comprehend.

Variables like not stopping our march to made up wars.  Contingencies like not prosecuting the Bush war criminals, which of course makes for complicities…and then invariably leads to oddities like Blackwater contracts and Wall Street hand jobs.

Look Democrats, for the last time.  War…bad.  K Street in your pants…bad.  Giving billionaires trillions and us healthscare?

Fucking stupid.

We want slow speaking leaders who clear brush, drive trucks and wink at us, while promising us racial supremacy, healthy 401k’s, cheap porn and a spot in Heaven.

It’s really not so complicated now is it?

Larry Bird?  You fuckers know he traveled every Goddamn time he touched the ball, yes?
You can take that to the bank.  If it’s still there.

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