Dutch Independent Filmmaker for the Win!

“They” want to kill us because of our freedoms, our way of life and for a slice of (enter your favorite defense contractor here) pie.

“They” being the evil doer humans, not Homeland Security, us being people who live in South Carolina, Oklahoma and Spokane, Washington.  Oops…sorry Spokane patriots, guess no one wants to do anything to you that the Cowles haven’t “done” to you already.

Which brings us to the attempted terrorist bombing of an airliner over Detroit.  Good thing for vigilant Dutch independent filmmakers eh?.

Dutch independent filmmaker 1, Homeland Security 0.

Umar Farouk Abdul Mutallab, is the would be bomber of the Detroit flight.  He is already well-known to the Homeland and our various intelligence agencies.

Dutch independent filmmaker 2, Homeland/FBI/CIA 0.

Ali Mohamed, was well-known to the US Army, the FBI, the CIA and Patrick Fitzgerald.  Yet 9/11 still happened.

Dutch independent filmmaker 3, Homeland/Patrick Fitzgerald
and the rest 0.

Homeland Security and their army of well-trained, physically fit TSA agents, have implemented new security measures, which we can only guess, is because of  how they handle well-known terror creating terrorists, that fly into America from nations we are currently watching for…you know, guys that want to blow up stuff.

Dutch independent filmmaker 4, Homeland Security and friends 0.

Great.

Seems your government is more interested in spying on blogger’s and Americans, than protecting us from the evil doing evil doers, who are still at this late date, able to board planes with explosive devices.

Dutch independent filmmaker 5, You’re Homeland securing Security 0.

Solutions to terrorist threats is what most Americans desire, not more carry on luggage restrictions.  Cheaper beer, job opportunities and a decent Seahawks team, not Patriot Acts and the upcoming draft for more wars.

One solution that might alleviate a fair amount of trouble for America?  Prosecute the entire Bush Administration, prosecute the torturing CIA/FBI/Contractor humans, close any remaining POW torture camps, and apologize to the world for our illegal/immoral behavior…this would be a fine start.

I almost typed that out with a straight face.

Dutch independent filmmaker 6, The Homeland 0.  The artist wins!