Shave This
December 13, 2009
Now that Gillette has dumped the frequently fornicating Tiger Woods, perhaps Gillette could use a new spokes-human that speaks to the millions of unemployed, underemployed and underrepresented, who inhabit the Homeland.
Yes I’m available…
You know Gillette, the world is inhabited by millions upon millions of assorted geeks, dorks and malcontents, who could care less about Tiger and his wandering 3 iron.
I shall be their leader. As it pertains to shaving.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Feels good to know there are millions upon millions of other assorted geeks, dorks and malcontents out there. Count me in.
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Us malcontents are a scary lot…we do not believe what we are told and ask too many questions.
We could also use a decent shave.
Gillette, you listening?
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