Tiger’s Wood
Only here in Puritanicalville can sooo many offended Americans and corporate sponsors, suddenly take offense to Tiger and his
wandering penis.
I say let his penis wander wherever it wants. I could care less about Tiger and his wood.
Puritanical Americans getting upset about humans making ‘kamillions’ by hitting a tiny white ball all over a lovely manicured grassy field?
Whoring for Gatorade and Cadillac?
The fact that George W Bush and Karl Rove still walk freely
amongst us?
Yeah, not so much.
Perhaps if bakers, dishwashers and your city sewer maintenance humans made ‘kamillions’ of dollars a year, just doing their jobs, coupled with flour, sponge and hickory plow endorsements…Puritanicalville might worship harder working heroes.
And of course, we would then not give one flying fuck where these humans stick their penises.
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The Vigilant Lens 
What else can distract us from the wars and the bailouts and the prevaricating on health care and David Letterman screwing around?
Another distraction..Tiger’s wandering.
I say … 60 Minutes in February, and he’s back by the Masters.
They can’t allow it beyond that.
Fer chrissakes, even golf is ruled by greedheads.
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Where would we be without some national morning “news” program on the teevee, asking penetrating questions of a Tiger mistress?
How could we survive without some penetrating questions being asked of Dick Cheney in yet another made for teevee appearance?
I’d say you were right on target barman.
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