Employment Deployment

President Obama is readying his latest stimulated package of employment and prosperity called, the war in Afghanistan.  Mind you, this is not an open-ended stimulus plan.

That being said, we will not leave until the job is finished and or we’ve fulfilled our contracts with Blackwater, Halliburton and Boeing.  Give it another 10 years or so.

If the Afghan Surge is a bit too real for some of you unemployed patriots, why not try picking tomatoes?

It’s good hard work and builds character.  In fact, agriculture and various other career fields are so desperate for honest, hard-working folks in this country…the slave trade is flourishing!

Take Immokalee, Florida for example.  Now I know there are more than a few pissed off patriots in Florida who are losing their homes, jobs and minds.  Did you patriots know there are employers in your area…who will pay you by the tonnage, supply you with great housing, food, healthcare and a vacation?

Sure you might be beaten, chained to the floor and raped several times a week…but in these tough economic times, what’s a Republican/Birther/Teabagger/ patriot supposed to do…besides phone in death threats to the President and watch Glenn Beck?

Stay tuned tomorrow when we will discuss Newsweek Magazine, their hatred of children of color and what effect (if any), did Donny Osmond’s win on Dancing With the Stars have on  any of this.