Shoppus Interruptus

Frightened shoppers at Westlake Center in downtown Seattle, were forced to stop shopping for approximately three minutes yesterday.

This three-minute breakage of the shopping trance occurred not because of a sudden surge in gas prices, or a shortage of caramel flavoring at one of the 15 nearby Starbucks.

Said shopping zombies were startled from their saving of the Homeland, via purchasing Chinese made trinkets of patriotism…by a small group of activists with a message.

Veterans of Obama’s wars startled the Homeland shoppers by 1. not shopping in the first place…and 2. performing a scary little skit, that almost shows what it’s like for Afghan/Iraqi humans, to be rounded up and detained for questioning and or torturing.

Fisher Communications and one of its disfigured arms of propaganda called KOMO News, described the scene as bizarre.

That there’s liberal media bias speak for “dirty hippie communists displayed their hatred for Merica, while hard-working white folks were shopping with their babies”.

For more reportage of the bizarre, go here if you feel so inclined.

The Vigilant Lens hint of the day?  Read the comments on KOMO’s site, where many patriots not currently fighting anything but herpes and brain lesions…show what America is truly all about.  You can almost smell the fear, confusion and blind Christian like hatred in their comments of patriotism and threats.

Thank you herpes patriots and KOMO News!!

Sarah Palin could not have quit a better job – that so well displayed the shallow end of the gene pool.