You Wanna Get High Man?

Does Howdy Doody got wooden balls man?

Thanks to Homeland Security, almost 316,000 bongs made in China of all places, will never see the light of a lighter.  I say almost 316,000, because you know some of the Customs humans took a few home.  GL-5 pay leaves very little room for bong purchases.

American bong makers thank you for your support…

Now do something fucking useful.  Go arrest George Bush.