Party on Kabul

President Hamid Karzai and several of his closest allies partied last-night like it was 1999! My man Hamid was just “re-elected” by the CIA, the DOD and Xe, for another five year contract worth billions.

Word filtered down through the ranks that the party was insane!  There were warlords, Hillary Clinton and a shit load of kick ass heroin on hand.  According to my DEA contacts, the Afghan brownies were to die for.

The bouncers for this private affair were supplied by AmorGroup.  Those guys!  They crack my ass up!  Check out how these guys pour our tax dollars…

Over their asses!!  Screw healthcare and bridge maintenance here in the Homeland, these guys are fucking patriots…billions well spent.

Does the Secretary of State ever get popped for a piss test?  Nah, girls got connections.  I’m glad Hillary and crew got their party on…looked like fun!

In fact, the party looks like it may never end!  The Pentagon says 9 years of this is nowhere near enough…billions and maybe trillions more are needed.  Hey, at least we know what they’re spending it on.

Keep up the good work everybody!  Hillary?
You go girl, shake that money-maker!
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