Jack Bauer’s To-Do List

• Get drunk.  check
• Tell the President that there are no WMD’s.  check
• Go ahead and start the war on Iraq’s lack of WMD’s.  check
• Bribe, build and maintain a network of horse stables and Taco Bells to torture people to death in.  check
• Someones been talking.  Kill them.  check
• Remove secret tortured victims from Lithuania, Poland, Thailand, Romania, Morocco and put them in Cuba.  check
• Blow shit up.  check
• Get drunk.  check check

Cue awesome spy like music…check.