Peak Gold, Peak Oil, Peak DU and Peak Stupid

The world may very well be running out of gold.  Insiders say peak gold is already upon us, which could soon lead to panic
buying and shortages.

This of course leads us to peak oil.  Insiders say peak oil is already upon us, which could soon lead to panic buying and shortages.

The hoarding of gold and oil then leads us to peak DU.  Insiders say peak depleted uranium is already upon us at U.S. military bases at home and abroad, or anyplace we’ve killed brown humans.

Rounding out the peaks of fear, is Liz Cheney and peak stupid.  Insiders say peak stupid is already upon us, shows no sign of ever going away, and will lead to panic buying of fake wars and shortages of all common sense.