Crimes of Irony

The Homeland is full of illegals.  Slow witted ones at that.

We had it all wrong.  The Mexican was not our enemy.  To be fair though, thine enemy was a similar shade of human.  It was The Lakotah and various unrecognized tribes like the deadly dangerous Duwamish,  that we should have kept a closer eye on.

Yes my well-armed patriot brothers, the fix is in.  While we were busy posturing against the FEMA Camps for Whitey, and preparing for the ACORN Gulags for guys named Brad, John and Ocean, by blowing up mud huts in the Middle East…the Homeland has been taken over from within.  I fear our Vigilance was for naught.

Strange things are happening patriots.  Strange things like Sherman Alexie being in Bend, Oregon, again, to steal the affection of their women with his correct usage of our language.  Sherman also confused the gathered white men with his knowledge of basketball, quick wit and autographed copies of War Dances.

I guess this explains how Sherman was able to once again, talk about masturbating Indians who frequent the Les Schwab in Prineville.  Damn he’s good!

President Obama is also down with the Alexie conspiracy.  Mr. Obama held a secret meeting at the Interior Department on the 5th of November.  During this secret meeting of Government, Tribes and liberals, Mr. Obama said these words…

“It is a history marked by violence and disease and deprivation. Treaties were violated. Promises were broken.”  He continued, “You were told your lands, your religion, your cultures, your languages were not yours to keep. And that is a history that we have got to acknowledge if we are to move forward.”

Violated treaties, broken promises, deprivation and disease?  What in Gods name is next?  Affordable healthcare!?

Be vigilant patriots, for no craps table or sold out Loverboy concert is safe.  Blowing up children in far away lands will no longer keep us safe.  Shopping at Walmart and eating irradiated hamburger will.

Patriots…remember, remember the 5th of November!