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Examining Breasts Leads to Probing Dicks

October 31, 2009

Only here in puritanical Merica or puritanical Saudi Arabia, will you find a steady stream of outraged humans, outraged over the bearing of outrageous breasts, during a breast cancer awareness segment on the teevee news.

Outrageous!

Coincidentally, only here in Merica will you find more self identifying Republicans, outrageously outraged, over yet another claim of Representative Norm Dicks being probed for money laundering.  Or, Dicks scrutinized and probed by ethics, if you’re Les Blumenthal of the Tacoma News Tribune.

Look retards, breasts are not evil fun bags filled with Satan’s nectar.  Nor is Representative Norm Dicks the only member of the K Street Congress, known to pass out industry hand jobs to those who will pay for them.  Dicks is a semi-firm member of the old boys club, to which hand jobs for lobbyists are business as usual.

Democrats are the new Republicans, Republicans are the foot soldiers in the war on everything.  And breasts.

In other words dear retards, when you see millions of peace-loving Democrats take to the streets, demanding an end to the Pretend Wars on Company Terrorists and screaming for the arrests of our torture endorsing, war criminal politicians…then you’ll have something to bitch about.

Until then?  Go burn a book.
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2 Comments
  1. Ginger's avatar
    Ginger permalink
    October 31, 2009 15:29

    Oh dickie boy, he’s soooo fun to poke at.

    You should have seen his face when he caught sight of the sign I held up at that sham of a town meeting a few weeks back. His eyes bugged out and he made darn sure to never look in my direction for the rest of the meeting.

    Something about Death holding a sign with his piggy likeness clutching a beribboned gift from the PMA group seemed to scare the poo out of him.

    I called it a good day’s work.

    😀

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  2. The Vigilant Lens's avatar
    lens1 permalink*
    October 31, 2009 18:44

    Stormin Norman has been awfully quiet as of late…
    No sweat spewing, fist pounding temper tantrums about dead troops, fake wars, Wall Street…or even Boeing and their tanker bid.

    But yeah, this summers on, then off, then back on again town hall meetings were a sham, as well as a wonderful outlet for the rabid anti-Mexican, anti-affordable healthcare, anti-this, that and the fucking other.

    Thanks Ginger

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