The Spoils Learn Fast

Our spoils are figuring out this whole Democracy thing quite nicely thank you.  Rigged elections, owned politicians, killing for fear, profit, natural resources and deity…Mission Accomplished II!

Which brings us to General Stanley.

General Stanley knows that Democracy spreading is a dirty fucking business.  Stanley also knows that when Afghanistan purges itself of us, and it will, that Stan will be blamed for it.

Nation building can be a heavy burden.  So can deciding who Stan needs to offer Congressional/CIA hand jobs to, to ensure their continued tortured silence.

Some advice for you General Stanley.  Start with the hand jobs first, Representative Dicks goes first and blame Florida for everything else.