It Can Only Get Better

John Perry of the pretend news outlet Newsmax said yesterday, that what we need is a military coup to rid ourselves of President Obama and his black family.

A young black woman was found burning in a street in Arkansas.  She was not black because of the flames.

Michele Bachmann still fears Census workers like Bill Sparkman, who was found strung up, duct taped and dead in Kentucky.

A Pennsylvania judge has decided that a former cop who enjoys putting his penis in the mouths of baby cows, did not really violate said baby cows, because they may have been puzzled by the officers penis in their mouths.  The officer and his penis will not face
bestiality charges.

Marijuana is evil, Democrats want you to have the best healthcare available and remember…Iran has bad brown people too.  Just like Iraq, Afghanistan and anywhere else brown people dwell.

As they say in Hardin, Montana…relax, go with the flow…because it can only get better.