Boobs Are Scary and May Harm Your Children

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A new ad for breast cancer awareness is causing some concern and or outrage, here in puritanical America. As millions of you know, breasts are bouncy and evil. They can fell nations, men of God and politicians. Public displays of babies nourishing themselves on a breast, has led to citations, arrests and Similac commercials.

In other news of the puritanical that shrinks the manhood of Representative Henry Waxman…Sibel Edmonds.  What she has to say is almost as bad as bouncy breasts or admitting that we torture. Sibel Edmonds had been silenced by The Bush DOJ and former AG Ashcroft, by invoking the states secret privilege against her.  Sibel is accusing the powerful of treason and nuclear espionage.

Democrats and Republicans, the DOJ, the FBI, the State Department and the Pentagon, many names you’ve heard of and worst of all, the foreign policy lobby of Israel and Turkey.

If you read the above sentence one more time, you’ll know why you know nothing about these accusations.  You’ll know why no one has investigated her claims and proved her right,  or proved her wrong.

If you watch the scary boobs video one more time, you’ll also know why we invade countries for profit and plunder, then torture them to death for information that we already have.