Media, Since You’re Gone

Hello again big media!  Since you’ve been gone, so much
has happened.

Media, since you’re gone, the nights are gettin’ strange. We’ve been losing two corporate wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, some well known Saudi’s with box cutters and thick files with the CIA, NSA and the FBI, started it all.  We have war criminals in our midst, GE the irradiator of humans, also now brings us “the news”.

Media, since you’re gone, I took the big vacation.  Evidently there is a black man in the White House who scares the cracker out of every Dixie minded, pickle eating coward within 4000 miles of Hawaii.  President Obama is killing Muslims every day.  He is killing our troops, he is handing out billions upon billions to billionaires.

Media, since you’re gone, I missed the peak sensation!  Your GE/NBC felt it necessary to deluge us with teabaggers, birthers and pretend town hall meetings about health scare, which were really just Minute Men gatherings in disguise, that you provided the minutes for.  Karl Rove and Dick Cheney’s daughter are allowed to speak as experts, on any teevee news show they desire.  George W accomplished nothing worthwhile, while looking for those WMD’s and Hurricane Katrina, yellow cake, anthrax, Florida and any Rez in the Dakotas…happened.  You might as well have used Matt Lauer to cover them all.  Oh wait, I think you did!

Media, since you’re gone…the moonlight ain’t so great.  Now media, that your “back,”  y’all pretend to be shocked, outraged and ashamed of the Kracker GOP Representative from Mark Sanford’s South Carolina.  I think I liked it better when you’re gone, cause I can just throw it all away…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m way the fuck behind on my Ashton Kutcher Twitter’er’er stalking and Perez Hilton updates.