Call Me Al

August 26, 2009

tags: America, change, CIA, congress, government, hope, Pentagon, President Hayek, Salma Hayek, sanity, Sec. of Defense Scharzenegger, Terminator

by The Vigilant Lens

The best solution to our problems? We the semi sane people rise up, get rid of Congress, the Pentagon, CIA, Supreme Court and the White House. Start over with new pretend elections with the exception of Al Franken. He can stay and run everything until the new
pretend elections.

To get things rolling, I nominate Salma Hayek as our new Commander in Chief and Arnold Schwarzenegger to be the czar of the newly combined positions of Secretary of Defense and Director of Homeland Security. We’ll just call him the Terminator to make it easier for the
masses to digest.

There you go, all our problems solved with change most of us can
get behind.

Besides, Salma and Arnold are easy on the eyes…and come on, they just could not fuck things up any worse than those who’ve ruled in the last 100 years or so.