Health Baggers Fear Powerful Dicks

Health baggers fear powerful Dicks.  How do I know?  Because secret government surveillance tells us so.  There is always an upside to illegal surveillance of closeted, self loathing health baggers.  I take back everything I’ve ever said about the NSA!

For a fantastic example of closeted health baggers who fear powerful Dicks, go check out this stupid article on Rep. Norm Dicks and his about face on health scare town hall meetings.

Steven Gardner of the Fishwrap from Kitsap, starts off his article with this observation, substance over shouting seems possible…you can then skip the rest of the article, because it means nothing in the grand scheme of things.  But the comments at the end of said letters on a page put together to form words?  Priceless.

You can read about abortion, death panels, the poor poor insurance corporations, powerful Dicks, repressed sexual urges, religion, Republicans vs. Democrats, the Hitleresque black man in their White House…which by the way, is what this is all about.

The lesson taken away from this article of health and Dicks?  Killing granny via the black man in the White House is much, much worse than say, a decade of fake war in two far away places, American family torture values and or the illegal surveillance of Bremerton, Washington closeted conservatives.

Dicks the powerful by the way, is more than happy to discuss health scare, Boeing or the environment…because powerful Dicks do not like to discuss their involvement in torture, war or the Taliban/Mujahideen.