One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer and One Caning
So our beer drinking Muslim friend Kartika’s caning has been put off, to allow for the passage of Ramadan, better known as the Islamic holy month of fasting. Because you know…punishing women for beer drinking by beating them with a cane just can’t happen during Ramadan.
Just imagine if Kartika had been behaving like most of the good Catholic girls I’ve met here in American bars, meth houses and strip clubs…or if she were killing Muslims and other brown folks like Hillary and Condoleeza? I shudder to think what Shariah law would have in store for Kartika.
Here in America, rich murderers for Jesus are powerful politicians or Fox News corespondents. Meth, marijuana and beer using women are Walmart shoppers, destined to spend several years in prison.
Or worse yet, our beer drinking women are forced to stay home, raise children, watch Fox News, shop at Walmart and then vote for politicians who want to kill brown humans throughout the world.
In other news, Iran is looking to expose Americas penchant for torture and war crimes…because Obama is busy with health care and stuff.
It all makes perfect sense.
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The Vigilant Lens 
This is why I’m not a muslim. In spokanostra, you must drink beer.
I’m not a catholic either, that hand on my shoulder always spooked me.
Thanks, lens, for your vigilance. There’s just a shitload to watch.
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Yes yes, some of those beer drinking women I speak of, were indeed Spokanistanors.
But you’ve been to the Bull Dog Tav, so you know.
There is indeed too much to watch barman…now if I could only incorporate football, bikini clad beer drinking women and politics, the world would be mine!
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Kartika: I salute nd admire you. Don’t let other people tell you what to do or what not to do. The government certainly didn’t expect this: a cute rural girl who doesn’t want to appeal and what to get what she feels she deserves.
(Reminds me of a few friends who begged like crazy to get away from being fined for speeding.)
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Kartika, I donjt understand you at all.You are a Muslim and you KNOW that you are not allowed to drink it, so why in Jesus name did you do it in the first place? are you looking for cheap publicity coz honestly i dont feel sorry for you.
You dont practise what you preach.
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well sue, that’s the price she gotta pay and she totally accepts it. and tha’s why she’s getting so much attention, something she never expecting to happen.
anyway, 6 lashes the islamic way is not intended to be painful. my dad’s caning is more painful.
azie
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lol azie..
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