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I Can Has Stupider?

August 23, 2009

As we all know, stupid is as stupid does.  Stupid don’t just grow on trees, it runs in families, political persuasions and certain parts of the country.  Some say stupid is added to our daily lives in the form of fluoride, mercury, NASCAR and yellow cheese.

I’d say ‘hall lay loo yuh,’ but I can’t spell it.

Proving that stupid is more contagious than the Swine Flu, I give you Congressman Wally Herger and his harem of  fluoride infected followers.

The place, northern California.  Yet another fake health care debate.  The room, filled with stupid.  Wally the stupid Republican Congressman said, “Our democracy has never been threatened as much as it is today,” in reference to the proposed scary fake health care changes.  The room cheers!  Stupid mercury infected white man, who believes he can trace his ancestry back to the Mayflower…stands up and says,”I am a proud right-wing terrorist!”  And the crowd cheers!  Congressman Wally retorts, “Amen, God bless you.  There is a great American.”   This of course was followed by more cheers, a collective white orgasm with fainting and folks speaking in tongues thrown in to make things even stupider.

Obviously we need a few FEMA camps set up in northern California.  Like yesterday.

My question to Homeland Security and Janet Napolitano would be, what the fuck are you waiting for?  Oxycontin carrying Mexicans?  Marijuana smoking cancer patients?  Terrorist Salal pickers in Quilcene, Washington?

Oops my bad!  That’s exactly what Homeland is doing.


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