If Better Health Care Doesn’t Kill You an Asteroid Sure as Hell Will

As Senator Chuck Grassley and any health bagger will tell you, better health care will kill you and your Granny…and Obama is black.

Affordability and choice sucks, because Obama is black.  This just in…gun strapping health baggers take note!  Obama?  Yup, he’s still black and you’re not.  Deal with it fucktards.

For those of you playing along at home…the kill granny bill already exists.  It’s called the George W Bush, Texas Futile Care Law and it resides in…you guessed it, Texas.  This law kills off those non white folks in Texas who can’t afford to pay their medical bills, or are just not white enough.

In other news that should have angry white folk protesting Marxist space rocks, NASA was not given the money needed to protect earth from rogue asteroids that will undoubtedly be…not white.  Massive, dark complected rocks, might just be the end of us…Sweet Jesus the space-rock baggers were right!

I’m sensing some sort of pattern in our national “debate.”  But I just can’t put my lily white finger on it.

In more color news of the coincidental, Hugo Chavez who is also not white, says golf courses should all die.

Who is going to save us from our self made extinction?  Bruce Willis?  Rush Limbaugh?

Um yeah.  You extinction baggers might as well start making up your stooopid misspelled signs.