PGA to Take Over Torture Prosecution

Got torture trouble?  Government not interested in punishing criminals unless they’re drug users, poor, brown or another shade of not white?  Who ya gonna call?

The Professional Golfers Association, that’s who!

Tiger Woods knows the wrath of the PGA.  Now Bush, Cheney and the CIA will too.

Justice at the hands of beer drinking dudes in shorts and Maria Verchenova?

Yesssss!