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Decent Affordable Health Care is for Communists!

August 10, 2009

Socialists maybe?  Marxists?  Nazis?  Well shit Jethro I don’t know…my teevee tells me that the Nazi black man wants me and mine dead.  Miss Palin said so too.  Newt?  Yup…all of us, dead.

I may be slow but hey Newt?  If we’re all dead, how are the insurers, big pharma’s and lobbyists gonna survive?  Who will Congress have left to shit on?

Oh well.  I know Newt, Sarah and my teevee would not steer me wrong.  Damn liberals and that “Muslin” President will make us like China yet.

Like any Jesus hating Communists would give their 1.3 billion humans decent free health care.  As if!

Oh they are? Well that’s…well, it’s not like 98,000 of us blessed Americans die every year from shitty care and medical mistakes.  Cause America has the best damn health care east of
the Mason-Dixon Line!

No shit?  98,000 of us do die every year from hospital fuckups?

Uhhhh…

Obama is a “Muslin”!  Terrorist!  Show me his certificate of live birth, signed by Limbaugh!  Freedom ain’t fucking free!  9-11!  You ain’t taken my guns!  WMD’s!!  Poop!

And……….scene.

Thus ends my soon to be finished screenplay of,  A Discussion With 58 Million Some Odd Americans and One Black Guy.


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13 Comments
  1. Ginger's avatar
    Ginger permalink
    August 11, 2009 00:04

    Two names are enough to put the lie to all that forced-rationing-kill-your-grandma-state’s-gonna-make-you-do-stuff-you-don’t-want-to-do-o-mi-gawd-the-barakmonster-will-kill-us!!!!!! bullshit.

    Sun Hudson and Tirhas Habtegiris.

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      August 11, 2009 08:30

      Was not the Bush, Texas and skin color involved with those cases?

      Shocking.

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      • Ginger's avatar
        Ginger permalink
        August 11, 2009 11:08

        That and

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      • Ginger's avatar
        Ginger permalink
        August 11, 2009 11:16

        All that and Sun’s mom was thought to be non compus mentis since she said that the sun was the baby’s father. No formal psychological exam. Just the broad assumption that she was batshit crazy and therefor had no right to determine treatment for her child.

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        • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
          lens1 permalink*
          August 11, 2009 13:42

          Well let’s take that Bush/Texas law and use it on a few insane in the membrane humans I can think of…

          So many names, so much hypocrisy.

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            Ginger permalink
            August 11, 2009 14:11

            Well, it only works for the poor. All those other factors aside the one common denominator is that the folks who are killed through state actions (or more damningly state inaction) are poor.
            Poor and brown. Poor and female. Poor and crazy. Poor and uneducated. Poor and (fill in the blank).

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    Ginger permalink
    August 11, 2009 11:19

    Oh by the way… I’m posting from my brand new crackberry.

    The addiction is settling in nicely.

    🙂

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      August 11, 2009 13:45

      Ahh the Crackberry. I’m thinking about another CIA post that uses words like crack, Gary Webb, DEA, Olliver North, Michael Levine etc, etc.

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      • Ginger's avatar
        Ginger permalink
        August 11, 2009 14:11

        Obama has a crackberry… 😉

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        • Ginger's avatar
          Ginger permalink
          August 11, 2009 14:12

          …which, of course, means crackberrys will kill us…

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        • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
          lens1 permalink*
          August 11, 2009 15:08

          Uh oh!
          My contacts back east want to see your birth certificate. The real one.

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