APA Says You Can’t Pray Away the Gay

In breaking psycho news, the American Psychological Association says you cannot turn a gay human straight, by using reverso sexo magico therapy on them.  The APA also says that religious and secular therapists should all just get along, because the gay is here to stay.   Besides, Jesus is too busy killing Muslims right now to care.

Well that’s strange?  There was no mention of the APA’s stance on psychologist torture, Black Sites, Gitmo, the CIA or the Cowards of Spokane County?  That is so gay.

In other news you’ll want to ignore, because you are being told that health care change will kill you…Erik Prince another Bush Christian Crusader, is in a bit more trouble.  Seems when Blackwater was not busy praying, and collecting an ass load of your money to kill Iraqi civilians, while praying… Eric and his disciples were busy threatening former employees, praying some more, then allegedly murdering former disciples who went and grew consciences.  Followed of course by more praying, and sex at the C Street house with the Family.

Who says religion has to be all grace, mercy and forgiveness?

Onward!