Anti-Terror Plans to be Unveiled

The Homelands Secretary Janet Napolitano, is set to reveal the Obama Administrations new anti-terrorism plan.  Seems like a fantastic idea!

The good news?  It keeps terror hunters like John J. Towery II of the Force Protection Service at Fort Lewis Army Base, gainfully employed.  The bad news?  Janet and Mr Obama’s super fancy new terror hunting plan, is the same as the old Bush plan.  Spy on Americans, hunt Mexicans and lie until you’re caught when you will then face no repercussions.

Janet says the Homeland wants to expand a Bush program of training local police to report stolen keys… from a facility that keeps radiological waste, or maybe the keys to Bangor?   The Homeland wants to expand the Bush program of increasing the cooperation between DHS, state, local law enforcement and other federal agencies like the FBI, NSA, the US Army, the USAF and just maybe, the Minute Men.

Screw the Posse Comitatus Act!  Because It may no longer matter.  See Executive Orders 12333, 13284 and get back to me.

Wow, lets recap.  Janet is rolling out the new plan, which is the same as the old plan, with the notable addition of keeping an eye open for stolen keys, more illegal spying on Americans via Fusion Centers and the military, increased hunting of the brown funny talking humans and did I mention the illegal spying on Americans via the military?

While taking in the terrorist hunting view in Seattle, Janet did not ask a baby seagull killing State Patrol Officer about those funny looking, huge ships full of colorful container thingies sailing past her.  She didn’t ask about the large amount of trains flowing by unchecked behind her, or the idiots in Port Angeles.

Among other Constitution fucking measures, Janet says that we are more than ready to capture a bunch of Marijuana at the Peace Arch.  We are also ready to increase citizen testing checkpoints in Washington State terrorist hot-spots like Port Townsend, Irondale
and Forks.

We bid this post and your rights goodbye with this from the Wall Street Journal, Janet Napolitano is expected to outline Wednesday the Obama administration’s domestic approach to preventing terrorist attacks — a strategy that will rely in large measure on refining and expanding initiatives launched under President George W. Bush.

There you have it citizens, Change you can believe in!

You’re guns and Ted Nugent albums are next…