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Meat Meets Road

July 28, 2009

Hot day, bad driving, really hot pavement, lost load of meat parts strewn about I-5?  The driver obviously had the rarely mentioned “vegan” endorsement on his CDL.

*No animals were injured during the making of this story*
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  1. politicalgraffiti's avatar
    politicalgraffiti permalink
    July 29, 2009 13:46

    This is why you hunt and kill your own meat. I’m sure this stuff will be picked up and shoved back into the truck and on to Safeway for ground chuck. Most idiots wouldn’t even know the difference.

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      July 29, 2009 14:33

      More than likely it will be used for the mystery meat pouches in our MRE’s.

      But you’re right. Most Safeway, Costco, enter your favorite store here…meat shoppers, might beat feet from meat, if they knew what happened to their meat before they met it?

      There’s a joke there somewhere.

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  2. jlabliss's avatar
    July 29, 2009 20:46

    ew gross! gives a whole new meaning to the Tacoma aroma.

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      July 29, 2009 21:08

      I was gonna mention that, but I couldn’t remember if the aroma from Tacoma was still in existence.
      Been awhile since I’ve cruised through on I-5…

      But this spill O meat parts and juices, should bring back “fond”, stinky memories for many.

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      • jlabliss's avatar
        July 29, 2009 21:13

        no you can’t tell as much on i-5 anymore.. but you can catch wiffs along Puyallup Ave and Dome area sometimes.

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        • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
          lens1 permalink*
          July 29, 2009 21:34

          Ah ha…thanks lettrist.

          We have our own stench up here in Jefferson County. One part paper mill, several parts Homeland Security.

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