Syariah Criminal Offences Code, Meet the FISA Amendments Act

One, allows the caning of Malaysian Muslim women for alcohol consumption.  The other?  Allows the NSA to spy on any American with very little need, if ever, for a warrant.

Sure us fat, slow and sleepy Americans think caning Malaysian Muslim women is abhorrent.  Unfortunately, many of us also think Malaysia is located somewhere near southern Utah.

This of course explains why most of us, could give a shit about the NSA listening in on us as we discuss beer farts or what we’d like to do to our neighbors wife, while watching that fat bastard Lou Dobbs take on Mexicans who loath Obama’s lack of a real birth certificate.

“But Vigilant Lens?  How does this affect our sticky moral compasses?”

Well Beavis, here you go…Caning women, not so good.  The fact that we are still “reporting” in our national media, fake issues like birth certificates, or the phantom terrorists who lurk round every corner and who can forget those invading hordes of Mexican Drug War Lords, who are really just here to scratch our collective itch.  Yet, we ignore war crimes, treason and those never ending wars that cost
billions per month.

Awww man!  I was just fucking with y’all… your sticky moral compasses are just fine!  So like what is up with Megan Fox and her toe thumbs?  They kind of creep me out.