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Cherry Growers to Get New Pickers

July 23, 2009

So as most of you may not know, this years cherry crop was massive, but cherry size was down.  This makes for too many cherries that growers can’t pick or sell.

In other Washington State crop related news, the Kittitas County Sheriffs office along with the State Patrol, umpteen Federal agencies, Pot SWAT Teams, seven or eight “legal observers”, catering, several guides, 6 park rangers, 5 porta potties,  2 “informants”, 674 Central Washington University students and their teacher of the neocon theory, Mat Manweller…all gathered together 40 miles north of Ellensburg, to bust the largest marijuana grow operation in the history of Kittitas County!  Far out!

As the marijuana harvesters enjoyed their catered lunch, high fives were all around and Mexican Drug Cartels were blamed for just about everything from cancer to Obama.

The party in the Teanaway did not last long, for the call that all pot harvesters had been dreading, came in.

Not only is pot profit going to be taxed, regulated and then sold next to the cheap tequila at their favorite state run booze store, these Pot SWAT Teams will be retrained to pick cherries and apples, thus putting the whole illegal humans and lack of labor for our ag industry thingy…to bed.

Thanks for the irony fellas!


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  1. Alex's avatar
    July 23, 2009 12:52

    “Land of The Free”-

    Where our major political parties take turns in power, but a pro war/anti freedom agenda still seems to remain in place.

    Where responsible adults who actually want to take delivery on all this freedom may be seen as some sort of political enemy as we divide ourselves up into groups and assign a separate value to each group.

    Where Guilty Until Proven Innocent is too often the General Rule

    Marijuana is illegal “because we said so”.

    We should be able to grow a plant in the back yard for personal use- just like tomatoes.

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
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      July 23, 2009 15:01

      Careful Alex, Homeland Czar Napolitano is in the region next week…
      You’ll have Agent Dyer and his video camera sniffin around your backyard, looking for tomatoes and “other” plants.

      They’ll probably check your nationality while there too!

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