Queer! Yahoo “News” & LiveScience Just Discovered Auras!

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Welcome to the new century Yahoo and friends!  They’ve just discovered that…”The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal.”

Wow!  That’s insane!

You could have asked Deepak Chopra or even read a book.  Those creepy glowing humans in visible light…had already been discovered by smart brown humans, long, long ago.  Hey Yahoo!, try the Google search function , and look up Aura or even Chakra’s…
and get back to us.

Now if we can only get Yahoo News and LiveScience.com to “discover” the Gulf War Syndrome or sniff out Obama’s “real” birth certificate, or look into why the Border Patrol allowed the 9-11 terrorists into the country…then we’d be getting somewhere.