Keep Your Dick Safe

Obama the Prez has decided to extend his ‘Condom of Presidential Safety’, to an old Dick, in the form of “extended” Secret Service protection.  Maybe forever.  This appears to be the first former Vice President who has needed such special attention, in the history of our once great nation.

But why?

Actually the answer to this mystery is quite easy.

Dick is afraid of the CIA.

You see, Dick was running several illegal operations through his office, John Conyers knows this and now so do you.

In fact, too many people are now poking around in the CIA’s shit.  The CIA does not like their shit being poked, and they certainly don’t like it when old men start thinking about talking.

This also now explains the Dick and Daughter show we were bombarded with.  As the Cheney’s two, hit every news outlet they could in a failed attempt to redirect the conversation…others were getting nervous.  Look for more interesting events soon, with names like Yoo, Addington and Gonzales.

When old men start thinking about talking…well, you know.

Shit can happen.