Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Launch
In a move sure to draw international condemnation, sanctions and a final push of the Doomsday Clock to 8 minutes after midnight, we went and launched said ICBM 4200 miles into the Pacific.
That means in a North Koreaish direction in Air Force speak.
Air Force and National Nuclear Security Administration officials were pleased with the successful mission. Sources close to the project had no other official comments.
However, one ambitious Lt. Col. who wished to remain anonymous, did have this to say, ” Our successful mission was a warning. Keep fucking with us and a glorious fireball of democracy and freedom will lay waste to those nations who stand in our way. Those who defy us, will be vaporized and your barren lands will be used as
our toilet of destiny.”
Okay…thank you Lt. Col.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Your glorious fireball of democracy and freedom seems to have dissipated.
If the military saw fit to pull the link, I hope some low level terrorist was forward thinking enough to have grabbed a screen shot or two of the web page before it went buh-bye.
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Ah yes, I see. I checked and it was my pissy friends in God forsaken Lompac, California. Better known as Vandenberg Air Force Base.
They should know better than to screw with ex-AF blogs. We is juuust smart enough to re-link the article.
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