Supreme Court Declares Iranian Winner
June 12, 2009
This just in, our Supreme Court has just declared George W. Bush the surprise winner of the “Florida close” elections in Iran.
Justice Scalia was almost quoted as saying, “fuck you Hajis. It’s Manifest Destiny baby! Capitalism, Jesus and our Crusades
will not be stopped.”
Damn. Didn’t see this happening. Twice.
The Vigilant Lens 
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