Blame it on Beer

Always, always blame beer first.  And if it makes absolutely no sense to blame your actions on beer, go drink some, then blame it anyway.

Today we have two perfect examples of how beer should have been blamed…but it was not.

First we have Deputy Constable Chris Bieze of Travis County, Texas.  He deployed his taser of justice, on a 4’11”, cantankerous 72 year old woman, who had been stopped for speeding.

Beer deputy, beer! Blame it.

Next up, Tyler Bradt from Montana.  He rides his kayak over shit because he can.  Here we see Tyler going over the almost 200 foot Palouse Falls, near beautiful downtown Washtucna, Washington.

For future reference Tyler, if there’s a chance you might die in a kayak on a waterfall, drink some beer first.  Then learn how to pronounce said waterfall before it kills you.

Your friends can blame the beer later.