Dick bin Laden

Dick bin Laden has spoken again.  Words like Obama, Pakistan, 9/11, 2nd Amendment, homosexuals and enhanced interrogation were used.  Again and again, then twice more.

It’s like they both have the same things to say and I’m left wondering why we’ve never witnessed the two of them together or at the same dinner party?  Chew on it patriots.

In other news…just over half of torture proponents polled say torture is sometimes justified.  Jack Bauer and his ticking time bomb scenario had no comment.

Newt Gingrich kind of regrets calling Judge Sotomayor a racist, but still denies any regret in banging Callista Bisek, whilst impeaching Clinton, after several blow jobs from Anne Manning, whilst married to two other women.  That’s a fucking mouthful, Newt.

Which leads us to Bill O’ Reilly.  Little O’ was for getting his hands on the murdered doctor before he was against it.  No comment is expected from Homeland Security or the Department of Justice.