Just About the Most Important Post Ever Posted
May 14, 2009
Sure the world is on the brink of unfathomable disasters, new wars and nations that you’ve never heard of, will soon obtain nukes.
Like Spokanistan.
That’s the bad news.
The good news? Lingerie Football has arrived, a Polish Catholic Priest published a sex guide, President Obama is going to continue the military tribunals and will prosecute enemy combatants Rove, Bush and Cheney. Two guys got busted pissing in Old Faithful and…
Huffpost wants to know which Russian is hotter? Maria Verchenova or Maria Sharapova?
My money is on Verchenova.
Thus ends, just about the most important post ever posted.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Is this some competition with ESPN’s summertime feature series? My bet’s on Sharapova, but I’m a traditionalist.
Oh, and lens, we’ve had nukes here since there were nukes.
Sleep tight.
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Pova, Nova…we all win.
As to those items located just west of Airway Heights, I can neither confirm nor deny their existence. But I can confirm in our day…none of the items ever left the ground on a B-52, unlike what happened with my friends at Minot.
This is also a wonderful time to remind the liars Mitchell and Jessen, that there are many former Fairchild types, who know what happens at the Survival School. And we are not impressed with the torture sellers Mitchell and Jessen.
But I digress…
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