The Republican Game Plan

This game plan appears to have been taken right out of the Ted Nugent/Thelma and Louise playbook.  In other words, the plan is destined to be ridiculed because it’s stupid.  Ridicule will be closely followed by an FBI investigation into said plan, which then allows the game plan to drive over a cliff and die in a huge explosion.  All of which will be carried live, by every media outlet known to human kind.  Except Fox News.

Check out the new game plan, right here.  The Republicans have decided to rebrand the Democrats as the “Democrat Socialist Party.”
I shit you not.

Being the good American/Veteran/Clyde Drexler stalker that I am, allow me to offer you…“National Republican Limbaugh Licker Party members,” some advice.  If you really want to end the rule of the Democrat Socialist Party, do as I say.

Demand the prosecution of the entire Bush Administration and any complicit Congress-humans, the intelligence community, or Special Operations that were involved in the torture program.  Next, demand that President Obama end the pretend wars on terror, drugs and common sense.  Follow this up by creating a real stimulus program.

This program will hand a check worth $48,000 to every family in America that makes less than $75,000 a year.  This plan will also include affordable health care, education and free iPods for every American.  Then you shut down Fox News, imprison Limbaugh/Hannity and O’Reilly, fund all Veterans programs, Amtrak, alternative energy and require Sarah Palin to move to the Watts area in California.

Do this and you will be rewarded with an eternity of majority rule and all the guilt free gay sex you can handle.

You’re welcome bitches.