Got Political Aspirations?
May 11, 2009
Do you aspire to lie, cheat, murder, steal, torture, pillage or rape your way to the top? Not sure if you’re a Republican or a Democrat? Well that depends on the severity of your gag reflex. Republicans do not have a gag reflex. Democrats will pretend to gag on anything perceived to be distasteful, but they’ll still swallow in the end.
Hope that helps.
Oh hey look, it’s 3am in the morning. Do you know who your Congress-human is killing today?











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