Orangutan Escapes Zoo and Screams The Sky is Falling!
May 10, 2009
The orange ape used a branch to short out it’s electrified fence, the beast scaled it’s fence and started screaming things like ” McCarthyism!, Democrats!, free lawyerin for terrorists!, partisan attacks!, terrorists on welfare!, Obama is Black!!!”.
Then the old orange ape, climbed back into it’s enclosure and proceeded to make pretty pictures on a wall with it’s feces.
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The Vigilant Lens 
Karta’s a wuss. My money’s on Santino
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What the hells wrong with these chimps? Three squares a day, nice accommodations, moats and fencing, free health care, a retirement plan, free education, religious freedom and toys to play with.
Fucking socialists.
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Tear it down, my simian friends, tear it down….
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