Reality Sucks Ass

Republicans are facing a ticking time bomb scenario of Agent Jack Bauer proportions.  Nothing they do seems to work.  Fox News has just about buried them, there are not enough evil doers left to torture, Senator Specter is gone and you can bet, as the war crimes tribunals approach…more Republicans will be jumping ship.

So what’s a party to do once it’s lost it’s fucking mind?  I’d bet on them turning up the rhetoric to 11, followed by a change in party leadership from Rush to Chuck Norris, throw in a few stupid announcements, such as placing Michele Bachmann on the House GOP “Energy Solutions” Group and voila!  Can you say self fulfilling prophecy?

I would be a dirty liar of a politician, if I did not bring things back down to reality just a bit.  Sure it’s great fun to screw with the retards that make up the Republican Party.  But as Glenn Greenwald reminds us all, Senator Specter is no liberal minded hair farmer.  He’s just trying to save his political ass come next election cycle.  And let us not forget, Congress is inhabited by a shit load of complicit Democrats, who also latched on to Dick Cheney’s limp dick, as he led us down the path of ruin that we currently find ourselves strolling on today.

Reality does suck ass.  But for now, go ahead and laugh at the Republicans and hey, while we’re at it, let’s turn that rhetoric up to 11!