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The Homeland Poked by Dicks

April 14, 2009

Representative Norm Dicks has Homeland Security and The Border Patrol, making up new stories as to why their Olympic Peninsula, citizen testing checkpoints for Mexicans, have not happened since last September.  The spokeshumans for both agencies have several well thought out responses and justifications, as to why they have failed.

None of them are the truth.

Long stupid story, shortened for your protection…racial profiling and bad agents, only happens on the southern border and in 36 other states.  Oh, and they pissed off Norm too.

There are lessons that could be taken from this episode of stupidity.  First and foremost, Norm and Homeland Security, work for us.  Second, any time a federal agency seeks support from Fox News and the Minute Men, you then know the type of professionals you are dealing with.  Third, we now know that Norm Dicks can actually do something, besides empower the Taliban, stroke Boeing, or hand out cash filled no-bid contracts, for his friends who employ lobbyists.

If there has to be a fourth lesson, let it be that marijuana, cocaine and Cuba, will all soon be very legal and very taxed.
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3 Comments
  1. Alex's avatar
    April 14, 2009 13:15

    Click on my name above and listen to Sean Hannity say “reasonable suspicion” is somehow involved in local US Border Patrol transit bus boardings.

    Credibility = zero

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  2. Ginger's avatar
    Ginger permalink
    April 15, 2009 02:36

    Not much more to add except HOLY COW!

    Was that the best shot the photographer could get of Dicks? The thing looks like Dorian Grey’s picure – except Dorian looked good … I’ve seen Dicks. Up close is scarier than that picture!

    But good lord! didn’t the photographer have a copy of Photoshop?

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    • The Vigilant Lens's avatar
      lens1 permalink*
      April 15, 2009 07:47

      I have pictures of dicks in PT, dicks in DC, little dicks, cranky dicks and useless dicks.

      So in the end…I went with the biggest dick.

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