It’s The Myopic Monday Toby Keith Post!

I know I’ve been waiting for it!

So Toby Keith who is evidently, a country music star, is ready to throw down with movie star Ethan Hawke.  Now I’ve heard of Ethan and watched him in action.  Toby?  Honky please.

Anyway,  Toby “the unheard of,” is angry with Ethan “the heard of.”  Ethan wrote a fun article for Rolling Stone, that among other things, made Toby “the unheard of,” look stupid.  Go here to witness Toby and his myopia in action.

Speaking of pissing matches that actually mean something, Mickey Rourke just beat the piss out of Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania.  Maybe Ethan Hawke can put a call in to Mickey?  I’d pay to watch Mickey smack the piss out of Toby “the unheard of.”

Happy myopic Monday.

Be sure to thank the WWE for having to watch this on some guys TeeVee.