Reeks of Oscar

And Demi?

Okay, yes I’m jealous.

If only Twentieth Century-Fox Films would pay even more people like Ashton, or me, to travel the world taking pictures of Demi’s ass, while discussing existentialism and Demi’s “quirks” with Mr Willis.  Add a Twitter or three about my awesome bowel movements, follow that up with some heartfelt whining over my haters, coupled with yet another movie deal and oh what a beautiful, less expensive world it would be.